April 23, 2020
Author: Chilton Williamson

“When we talk about this idea of ‘reopening society’ you know, only in America, does the President, when the President tweets about liberation, does he mean go back to work. When we have this discussion about going back or reopening, I think a lot of people should just say ‘no,’ we’re not going back to that. We’re not going back to working 70 hour weeks just so that we can put food on the table and not even feel any sort of semblance of security in our lives.” –Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D–NY).

Perhaps this and other remarks by the Congresswoman help to account for the lack of any new dumb blonde jokes heard in the past 18 months or so.